There is no "quiet" when it comes to goats. They have exactly two settings: chewing on something they shouldn't, or screeching like a human in absolute peril for no reason whatsoever.

This is the ultimate survival sticker for any goat owner, hobby farmer, or just anyone with a "highly reactive" personality who feels personally represented by a crazed animal losing its absolute mind. Featuring a wild-eyed, full-throttle screaming goat centered inside an official-looking hazard badge that reads "WARNING: HIGHLY REACTIVE (MAINLY JUST SCREAM AT THINGS)", this die-cut decal is here to manage everyone’s expectations before they even try to talk to you.

Slap it on your car rear window, tailgate, feed bins, waterers, trailer, laptop, or toolbox—anywhere that needs a little high-voltage humor.

Hand-cut with premium, weather-resistant vinyl because your daily life might be a chaotic mess, but your decal aesthetic shouldn't be.

The Salty Specs:

• Premium Outdoor Vinyl: Survives rain, sun, and the elements way better than we survive peopling.

• Crisp, Heavy-Lined Vector Cut: No cheap printed backgrounds or pixelated bullshit. Just clean, bold lines.

• Available Colors: Choose from our standard glossy lineup or upgrade to our specialty holographic opal and sparkle silver finishes for maximum attention.

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• Need It Custom? Need this decal bigger so they can see your burnout from space? Or maybe you want a completely custom design because your specific brand of chaos isn't listed yet? Hit the contact button. I do custom sizes and completely custom decals all day long. Just remember, custom work means custom pricing (aka the "I have to actually design this from scratch" tax, which usually runs $10-$12). Message me your unhinged ideas and let's make it happen.