You’ve got the lanyard, the iced coffee, and the soul-crushing commute, but deep down? You are one minor inconvenience away from hissing at a coworker and retreating into the drop ceiling.

The "Feral But Functioning" decal is the official mascot for the aggressively caffeinated and completely over it. Featuring a corporate trash panda desperately clinging to a coffee cup, this decal is perfect for your laptop, your car window, or that emotional support water bottle you carry to three different meetings that could have been emails.

Hand-cut with premium, weather-resistant vinyl because your daily life might be a chaotic mess, but your decal aesthetic shouldn't be.

The Salty Specs:

• Premium Outdoor Vinyl: Survives rain, sun, and the elements way better than we survive peopling.

• Crisp, Heavy-Lined Vector Cut: No cheap printed backgrounds or pixelated bullshit. Just clean, bold lines.

• Available Colors: Choose from our standard glossy lineup or upgrade to our specialty holographic opal and sparkle silver finishes for maximum attention.

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• Need It Custom? Need this decal bigger so they can see your burnout from space? Or maybe you want a completely custom design because your specific brand of chaos isn't listed yet? Hit the contact button. I do custom sizes and completely custom decals all day long. Just remember, custom work means custom pricing (aka the "I have to actually design this from scratch" tax, which usually runs $10-$12). Message me your unhinged ideas and let's make it happen.