Because nothing says "I'm surviving" quite like a livestock option that completely shuts down, falls over, and waits out its problems with its legs stiffly in the air.
If you have fainting goats—or if you just identify on a spiritual level with a creature that drops like a sack of potatoes the second life gets a little too loud—this is the Badge of Honor you’ve been waiting for. Featuring a larger upside-down goat completely "giving up" next to a dizzy little cohort, all wrapped in a gorgeous circular emblem that reads "FAINTING GOAT – OVERDRAMATIC & GRAVITY CHALLENGED", this decal is the ultimate salute to the drama queens of the pasture.
Stick it on your rear window, your trailer, tack box, barn doors, notebook, or a heavily battered travel tumbler—basically anywhere that deserves a laugh.
Hand-cut with premium, weather-resistant vinyl because your daily life might be a chaotic mess, but your decal aesthetic shouldn't be.
The Salty Specs:
Premium Outdoor Vinyl: Survives rain, sun, and the elements way better than we survive peopling.
Crisp, Heavy-Lined Vector Cut: No cheap printed backgrounds or pixelated bullshit. Just clean, bold lines.
Available Colors: Choose from our standard glossy lineup or upgrade to our specialty holographic opal and sparkle silver finishes for maximum attention.
Need It Custom? Need this decal bigger so they can see your burnout from space? Or maybe you want a completely custom design because your specific brand of chaos isn't listed yet? Hit the contact button. I do custom sizes and completely custom decals all day long. Just remember, custom work means custom pricing (aka the "I have to actually design this from scratch" tax, which usually runs $10-$12). Message me your unhinged ideas and let's make it happen.
