For those days when your give-a-damn is completely busted and you need the world to know it before they even try speaking to you.

This hilariously aggressive 5x5 inch decal brings the perfect amount of unhinged 90s nostalgia and pure gutter humor to your car window, laptop, or oversized emotional support tumbler.

• Size: 5x5 inches (big enough to read in traffic, small enough to fit anywhere).

• Material: Premium, weather-proof vinyl that will outlast your patience for other people's nonsense.

• Colors: See our master color chart! Highly recommend the Sparkle Holo Silver for maximum sparkly disrespect, but available in all our standard and premium colors.